There's two items that every tool box must contain
if one is to successfully fix things and be arcane
attempting to fix something without these is insane
if you don't have em, don't waste your time; just refrain

Let me inform you, I'll fully 'splain
working without these is for the birdbrain
attempting to fix without these twain
you'll wind up in a worthless campaign

What am I talking about, of what do I shout?
why, it's WD40 and a roll of duct tape
these are the wondrous items I'm talking about
it'll make folks think you wear a superman cape!

If it moves and supposed to it ain't
wrap it up tight with good ol' duct tape!
if it doesn't move and 'spose to is the complaint
spray it with '40 it'll remove the restraint!

Now all this seems foolish, and is really kind of a joke
we laugh and chuckle, giggle and in fun poke
but that's the difference between man's idea of fix
and Gods'; He doesn't use a bag of tricks

The difference is simple to explain
between God and man, He's on a much higher plane
man can only attempt to 'fix' things that are broken
having nothing to offer but a mere worthless token

But God in all His glory doesn't fix what's broken apart
you see, He's a Creator - he'll give you a new heart
He doesn't 'fix' things as will a human
He will create out of you a new man

If you're tired of your life and want a whole brand new
God is standing by longing to give it to you
take on His Name for there is none greater
All you have to do is Ask The Creator